Okay, so here is the special weather statement for this week:

SIGNIFICANT SPRING STORM SYSTEM COULD BRING SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS AND HEAVY MOUNTAIN SNOWS TO PORTIONS OF SOUTHEAST WYOMING AND NEBRASKA PANHANDLE WEDNESDAY INTO THURSDAY.

If you read between the lines it says, “that means you Wheatland, WY”.

Huh? What? Will we miss spring entirely this year? Where do I go to protest. I feel fragments of my youth bubbling to the surface:

• “All we are saying is give spring a chance”
• “Hell no, it can’t snow go”
• “Make spring, not snow”

Where do I go to protest? I have the paint and signboard all ready.